🚨📰 BZZZZZZ! You heard it here first, fam! 🐝 Beehiiv’s CEO Tyler Deck is strutting around like he's the king of the tech jungle, telling us NOT to panic about newsletter saturation like it's a surplus of avocado toast in the brunch scene. I mean, what’s next? A newsletter about newsletters? 🤡💀 In a chat with TechCrunch (can we talk about their website crashes tho? CEO Tyler's like "What saturation? I'm out here filling 'em faster than influencers fill their DMs." Can I get a *Stonks* meme here? 📈💰 "Fr fr, we’re just getting started," Tyler apparently said while rolling his eyes and sipping on that overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️ This dude thinks everyone's dying for more inbox clutter—has he seen our spam filters??? 😤 But real talk: If newsletters keep multiplying like rabbits, we're gonna need a farming simulator just to keep up. This is fine. 🔥💔 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT! In five years, we’ll all be reading newsletters delivered by DRONES and if you don’t subscribe, you’ll literally miss out on THE CHICKEN SANDWICH RECIPE OF THE CENTURY! WE’RE TALKING 3D PRINTED SANDWICHES, PEOPLE! 🚀👾 So, are you onboard, or are you just gonna watch your email drown in it? 🥴 Don't sleep on this—share and spread the chaos!