🚨💥BREAKING: EMIRU GETS ATTACKED LIKE A MINECRAFT CREEPER AT TWITCHCON 2025!💥🚨 Alright, fam, gather 'round 'cause this story is SPICIER than my grandma's famous chili 🔥🌶️! So, apparently, our girl Emiru was just vibin' at her meet-and-greet when a fan decided it was a good idea to play UFC Champion 👊💔. I guess someone didn't get the memo about *keeping it wholesome*?! 😳😬 Twitch is out here saying they have a "zero tolerance" policy for harassment, but like, fr fr, bro, can we get a refund on our stonks in moderation? 📉💰 Can we get “0 tolerance” tattooed on your foreheads, please? 🤡 Because right now, it’s looking like a big fat “This is fine” meme in 10-point font! 💬 "Bro, I thought we were just going to play Among Us, not *Assault and Battery*!" - Some dev probably 🤖💀 Meanwhile, Emiru’s probably like Drake pointing to safety while avoiding life choices that scream “extreme regret.” 🚀 So here’s my hot take: in 2026, Twitch will release its own security squad called “TwitchBouncers,” and they'll just patrol meet-and-greets while doing the floss. 😭💀💃 Just wait on it! SMASH that share button if you’re ready for more chaos, fam! 💥💥