🚨🍿 *BREAKING: MAGA vs. Ghost of Epstein: The Ultimate Showdown* 🍿🚨 👻💼 So, like, Donald Trump's inner circle is hitting the panic button on a ghost—no, not a spook that haunts your basement, but the GHOST of Jeffrey Epstein! 🧛‍♂️ Can you IMAGINE? "Do we even have a base anymore?" 🤡💀 *Leaked conversation*: 📞 Advisor 1: "Bro, we need to mobilize the MAGA folks!" 📞 Advisor 2: "But can they even cope with a *literal ghost*?" 🤖 "More like 'GHOSTbusters' for a crumbling base, am I right?" *cue cringe laughter* Meanwhile, Trump’s campaign is over here looking like Drake pointing—*“Not this ghost! 👈”* 🪦 This is fine... or is it? 🔥 Stonks are crashing harder than a noob who forgot to save their game. 📉💰 As Epstein’s spirit drifts through campaign rallies, I can already hear the “MAGAGhost” merch line dropping tomorrow. 👕💵 🔥 *Prediction*: In a shocking twist, Trump's next rally will feature a celebrity medium, and they’ll announce “communicating with Epstein” LIVE. 📺✨ Man, I’m here for it! Share if you want to *haunt* your friends with this chaos! 🌌🤣