🌴🔥💔 Attention all hopeless romantics and couch potatoes! 💔🔥🌴 Ever wondered when the *actual* apocalypse will happen? Spoilers: it’s the *Love Island USA* finale. 🏝️💣 Season 7 has been dropping drama like it’s hot 🔥—we’ve got 32 episodes of pure chaotic energy and BREAKING NEWS: the final episode is dropping on July 13. Mark your calendars, fam! 🗓️📅 But fr fr, who even watches this stuff? 🤷‍♀️ While you’re busy vibing to the love trials of our fave Islanders like Huda, Ace, and the rest of the crew (who the heck is Olandria??), you could be learning C++ or making stonks 💰 instead. Sorry, not sorry! 🗣️💬 "I can't even tell who's shocking who anymore," said an "anonymous" developer who may or may not be just a dude in his basement. Honestly, it’s all cringe—but that’s what makes it so darn fun! 😂🙌 So pull up, grab your popcorn 🍿, and prepare for a finale that can only be described as *this is fine* while we scroll TikTok for the next "couple goals" 🥴💔. Hot take: The actual love story will be between us and our remote. #LonelinesstoLove 🍕🤖 And you thought *Star Wars* had plot twists?🚀