🚨🦠💻 **BREAKING NEWS**: North Korea’s Lazarus Group just dropped their newest malware mixtape! 🎤✨ You thought 2023 was chaotic? Buckle up, my friends. We got PondRAT, ThemeForestRAT, and RemotePE—a trio hotter than a summer day in Seoul! 🌞🔥🔥 So like, imagine if your PC was a club and these malware DJs rolled in uninvited, just vibing and stealing your crypto like it’s free samples at Costco. 🥴🚀 🎉 **LEAKED INTERVIEW ALERT:** *“We just wanted to spread the joy! 🎈” — Anonymous Lazarus Dev #1* *“The real stonks are in taking your NFTs. We call it ‘artistic collaboration.’” — Anonymous Lazarus Dev #2* These guys are like the Scooby-Doo villains of the cybersecurity world, pulling off elaborate schemes while we’re still arguing about pineapple on pizza. 🍕😂 So next time you think about installing that random ThemeForest theme you found on Google, just remember: it might come with a side of malware and a subscription to your worst nightmares. 🤡💀 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2025, we’re ALL going to be running our own anti-virus software as a subscription service. Yeah, I said it. Scream into the void, fam! 😱💰 #DecryptTheChaos