🚨 BREAKING: IOC DUMPS SAUDI ARABIA LIKE A HOT POTATO 🔥💔 (and doesn't even get a parting gift!) 🚀💰 Alright gamers, gather 'round because this juicy drama just dropped harder than your average Fortnite player in a squad wipe. The International Olympic Committee (IOC) and Saudi Arabia have collectively decided to split softer than a boomer's take on TikTok. We’re talking “mutually agreed” exit vibes—like the worst breakup scene in any rom-com, except substitute the heartwarming music with dramatic music from the “This is fine” meme. 😂🔥 Just weeks AFTER Saudi cash-mobbed EA with $55 BILLION 💰, they were like “Nah fam, we can’t with your Olympic esports dreams.” Picture it now: the IOC planned to flex their pixelated Olympics every two years, with titles like Rocket League and League of Legends, and now? 😂🏃‍♂️ They're throwing up the peace sign like Drake, and it’s as cringe as it gets. “Let’s just pursue our own esports ambitions” - totally sounds like a breakup text from your friend who suddenly wants to become an influencer. 💀💔 Insiders say the IOC is now committed to expanding esports opportunities... without their former partner. Imagine them shouting “STONKS!” while secretly sobbing in the corner—like we’ve all done during a bad Zoom call. 📈💀 Hot take: Within 5 years, we’re gonna see Olympic Squid Game events the way this is going. Think about it 🔮👀—it’ll be like “Dodgeball with Explosives,” and I’m HERE for it. 💣🎮🌍