🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TRANSLATION GAME! 🚨 Google Translate just dropped a model picker like it’s the new season of *Stranger Things*! 🍿👾 Now you can choose between “Fast” and “Advanced” translations, but let's be real, are we really trusting a robot to break down Shakespeare? 🤔🧐 *Stonks* are not looking good for your English teacher, fam! 📉💀 🧠💥 Fast mode is for when you need your “bff” texted ASAP, while Advanced is for when you're trying NOT to sound like a total noob in front of your polyglot crush 😍. Developer quote (totally real, I swear 🤫): “We wanted to help users avoid embarrassing ‘lost in translation’ moments, like asking for a ‘nice ass’ in Spanish instead of ‘nice house’. Sorry, grandma 😬!” And let’s not forget that the real motivation behind this upgrade is so Google can collect even MORE data from your cringe convo about pineapple pizza 🌺🍕. 🔥🔥 As we head into 2024, I predict that Google will start charging us $5 a month for the “Advanced” option, while unleashing a futuristic translator that sounds like Siri on steroids! 💸🤖 This is *fine*. Everything's *fine*. 🤷‍♂️ #TranslationRevolution #CopeAndSeethe Share if you can’t wait for the future of awkward messages! 🤡✨