🚨💉💩 BREAKING: Chugga-chugga-bleach train 🚂💨 pulls into the station #MedicalMemeMadness! A dude with NO medical training (just vibes???) is injecting cancer patients with toxic bleach 🤡. No cap, this is the new *“I’m a doctor”* meme but ✨brought to life✨ in the worst way possible! Honestly, it’s giving *“This is fine”* while everybody’s on fire 😂🔥. 💰ALERT: Full course treatment costs a whopping $20,000! Like, bro, I could buy 10 whole iPhones 🍏📱 with that much! Maybe we should just start using those as cancer cures, huh? 🤔✌️ #Stonks 🙏💀 And what’s even crazier? He’s trying to bring this mess to the USA! Can you IMAGINE the FDA’s reaction? (Picture Drake pointing and rejecting this entire saga, fr fr.) “No sir, we’re not doing *bleach injections* today, thanks.” 🧠✨ Developer quote leak: "I thought it was a meme until I saw the $$. Now we're just vibing, no science needed.” Pure galaxy brain energy. 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: This is gonna end up on the “First, Do No Harm” list of cringe-worthy medical fails. In 5 years, we’ll see it as a Netflix documentary titled *“Injecting Regret: The Bleach Chronicles”* 🌌🍿. #GetReady #ContentCreatorsSalivating