🚨 JOGGING IN PLACE OR JUST AI GYM DRAMA? 🚨 🔥 Hold onto your dumbbells, fam! The geniuses at Tonal just dropped an AI workout feature called “Daily Lift” that adapts to your lifts faster than your Tinder date’s excuses! 🤖💪 Like if your AI personal trainer was actually a gym bro who ghosted you after three sessions! 💀 Imagine this: you pull up your Tonal app and BOOM! It’s like your gym buddy just slid into your DMs with a new workout plan! “Hey fam, I saw you do 10 push-ups yesterday, so here's 50 today. You're welcome! 😏” Sounds lowkey terrifying but also kinda lit! 🚀✨ But WAIT—what does this mean for all of us meme-loving, couch-dwelling warriors?! 🤡💔 Last I checked, “cutting-edge AI” just means the robot knows when you’re scrolling Instagram between sets. It’s like saying "my dog can do tricks" when really he's just staring at the fridge! 🤷‍♂️🍕 And let's talk layoffs: Tonal laid off 35% of its staff, but I guess the other 65% were busy coding the AI workout app while meme-ing at the water cooler. 💰💀 Pro tip: Calling it “cutting-edge” doesn’t mean it can’t cry in the corner like a sad puppy. In wild predictions, I’m saying that by 2024, your Tonal will be so woke it’ll start giving you unsolicited advice about your dating life too! “Bro, have you considered being less cringe on Bumble?” 🤯 Stay strapped, kids! 🚀💥