🚨🤡 Breaking News: The FTC Has Gone Full Yeet Mode! 🚨🤖 So, the all-Republican squad at the FTC has endorsed a mind-blowing $13.5 billion ad merger and threw a bone 🦴 to Elon Musk’s dumpster fire, *I mean* platform X. Why? Because nothing says “we care” like protecting political ads from being judged! 🙈✨ 💰👀 Imagine Omnicom and Interpublic Group rolling up to the ad game like they’re the Avengers, but with way more cringe and zero morals! They’re out here ensuring that no one can dodge their ads like it's high school dodgeball, just because the platform might be a hot mess of pro-Nazi content! Like, what’s next? Advertising on TikTok with dance-offs to fascism? No cap, it’s giving *this is fine* vibes 🔥💀. One insider *allegedly* said, “If we can’t steer away from political drama, how will I flex my ad budgets?!” LMAO, bro, your salary is probably a meme at this point! 👀💸 In the wild twist of cosmic fate, how long until we see ads for your local grocery store next to "Top 10 Reasons to Embrace Nazism"? 🤮💥 🚀 Hot take: This merger will end with Omnicom launching its own political party called “The United Advertisers of America.” That’ll be a cringe fest for the ages! Stonks, but like, the bad kind. Share this chaos, folks! 🤷‍♀️📈