BREAKING: The FCC is about to go full chaos mode, and honestly, we’re vibin'!! 🔥💀 After flexing on Jimmy Kimmel like he just snatched the last fry, Chairman Brendan Carr is thinking about DESTROYING the TV ownership caps 🤯. That’s right, folks! Say goodbye to limits and HELLO to Sinclair and Nexstar’s moneybag bonanza! 💰💰 In a move that’s 100% 🤡 crazy and 0% based, the FCC is serving up a piping hot plate of “local TV? Who?” for all the corporate overlords out there. "Empowering local stations," he says. But we all know it’s code for "let’s make it rain on mega-companies like they’re the next stonks meme!” 📈💸 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, I thought we were starting a sitcom, not a corporate takeover. Do I need to bring treats or something?” 😂 As Kimmel sits back watching this trainwreck unfold like it’s a Netflix series, remember folks: while the FCC plays with fire 🔥, we’re just here enjoying the chaos! Hot take? In 2024 we’ll all be tuning in to 50 different versions of Jimmy Kimmel’s gotcha interviews but with a side of corporate sponsorships so cringe it makes TikTok dances look classy. Mark my words! 🚀🤖