🚨🌈🛠️ BREAKING: Fairphone 6 is arriving in the US, and folks, we’re about to drop $900 for a phone that's greener than your grandma’s backyard! 💚💰 Like, who needs to invest in stonks when you can throw cash at a phone that’s part social justice warrior, part tech rebel? 👀💢 But fr fr, “I’ll spend $900 and I ain't even mad about it?” Bet you wouldn't even sell your left kidney for that price! 🤡🩹 *Leaked developer quote*: "We finally gave up on world domination and just decided to sell overpriced phones instead. 🤷‍♂️" 🌍🌿 So what does it mean? We’re out here supporting ethical tech like the galaxy-brained heroes we are, while Apple and Samsung look on like Drake pointing at your righteous decision. Yes *to this* and *definitely not to* that cringe corporate greed! 🔥🔥 Prediction time: The Fairphone 6 will launch in a hyper-color case made from recycled unicorn tears– only to be instantly flipped on eBay for $5,000! 💀👽 Mark my words, the future is bright, and it’s powered by overpriced sustainability! 💣🚀💥 #ThisIsFine #CancelMyOrder #ButNotReally