🚨🥳BREAKING: The Escobar Phone saga is FINALLY over, folks! 👀💸 You know, the one where they slapped a gold sticker on a Samsung Galaxy Fold and called it a day! 😂💀 So, picture this: Olof Kyros Gustafsson, the former CEO of Escobar, Inc. FTW (For The Woes), has FINALLY copped to some serious fraud and money laundering charges like it’s a Netflix documentary. The dude thought he was out here selling “exotic tech,” but really, he was just shilling gold-stickered Samsung phones for a mere $400 — meanwhile, they’re literally worth TWO GRAND. Stonks?? More like NO stonks! 🚫💰 In a court transcript that totally isn’t fake, one dev said, “I thought the gold stickers came with honorary degrees in scams. Turns out, I was just a glorified sticker maker.” 😱🔥 And here's the kicker — they were sliding these beauties into the DMs of influencers like it was a secret menu item at McDonald’s! Turns out their strategy was just "free phones for social clout" — but the only thing getting clout now is the prison sentence! 🤡💀 Prediction time: Next up, the Pablo Escobar iPhone! But instead of gold stickers, it comes with a side of prison food! 🍔🍟😂😳 What a time to be alive, fr fr! #ThisIsFine