🌈💡🚪🚨 Hold onto your LED light strips, fam, because Hue is about to make you *see* who’s knocking with its new Secure video doorbell! 🥳👀 We’re talking about a 2K fisheye camera that might just be better than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you! 🤖💔 Now, I know what you’re thinking: "Another doorbell? YAWN." 💤 Wrong! This bad boy doesn’t just ring—it lights up! 🕺💡 Every time your doorbell rings, your Hue lights go FULL disco mode! Talk about a party at your front door! (You may also want to consider that this could alert the neighbors. 🤭) And hey, you get a WHOLE DAY of free video history! That’s right—no subscription needed (but don’t get too comfy; a subscription for the good stuff is probably lurking like that one friend who “just needs to crash for a day.”) 🏠💸 Pro tip from a “leaked developer” 📜👀: "With the integration of Matter, it’s only a matter of time before your doorbell starts judging you for ordering pizza again." 🍕💯 So what’s the real takeaway? Get ready for a future where your doorbell is now the gifted and talented member of your smart home. 🚀🔥 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE:** By 2025, all doorbells will be sentient and will charge you for security, so better night-light your wallet! 💰😂