🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: US Ransomware Negotiators Accused of Being the Real-Life Villains in a Cyber Crime Movie! 🎬💀👾 So, apparently, the DOJ just dropped a bombshell 💣: the same people who negotiate with ransomware gangs are out here being the *actual* gangsters? Like, BRUH. This is some next-level *Inception* plotting. 🤯💸 Imagine being at a corporate meeting like, "Hey guys, let's not pay the ransom... OR we can just launch our own ransomware attacks!" 🤡🔥 You know what they say, stonks up for *ransomware negotiators* who become supervillains, amirite?📈😂 *Leaked Quote from "NegotiateMaster3000"* 💬: "Why negotiate with the enemy when you can BE the enemy? Works smarter, not harder, fr fr.✌️💰" In the wise words of Drake: "Dude, you’re a menace!" 👨‍🎤👊 And honestly, if you're negotiating cyber heists while plotting your own, I'm convinced you have a *galaxy brain* 🤯🌌 – but it’s also a massive *cringe* that screams, “I’m The Joker now!” 🤡 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll have a Netflix series called “Ransomware Wars” starring the very negotiators who just got caught! 🍿🚀 It's gonna be lit... or a genuine dumpster fire. This is fine! 🔥🔥🔥 Share this chaos, fam! 🤖💥