🚨BREAKING: “Ozempstein” Is Here To CURE Your Curiosity! 🤡💊💅💸 In a plot twist that even the scriptwriters of *The Kardashians* would find hard to believe, The Daily Show just dropped a roast so hot it could fry up the secrets of Area 51! 🔥 Welcome to Day 3 of the Josh Johnson takeover, where he’s serving up some *seriously* 🔥 takes on the Trump/Epstein saga. 🍿 “Forget about excuses!” says Josh like he’s the lead in a reality TV drama, as he introduces us to "Ozempstein", the only drug guaranteed to knock that pesky Epstein curiosity straight into next week! 💀🚀 Why worry about those sketchy ties when you can just, y’know, chemically suppress your brain’s natural instinct to know what's good for you? 🤖 🧠💥 Imagine Trump in the lab: “Eureka! Just pump people full of Ozempstein and boom—public will be too chill to care! 💯” Meanwhile, a “leaked” convo goes down between a couple of disgruntled developers: Dev 1: “Can we really get away with naming a drug after Epstein?” Dev 2: “Bruh, we already sold them a wall.” 🤦‍♂️ 🚨Hot take incoming: Next up, “Can’t Beat ‘Em? Join ‘Em” — the new immunity booster that turns you into a conspiracy theorist! (Disclaimer: May cause weird dreams of lizard people). Stay woke, fam! 🌌💣💔 #OzempsteinIsTheNewVibe