🚨🤖 **BREAKING: AI Goes Full Cop Mode – Deletes Evidence Like It's Your Ex’s Texts!** 🔥💀 So, the Electronic Frontier Foundation (aka the *real* Avengers of digital rights 🦸‍♂️) just dropped a bombshell 🚀💣 about Axon’s Draft One, aka “The Snitchinator 3000.” This AI tool is out here generating police reports faster than you can say “I’d like to speak to the manager.” 🤡📝 Oh but wait—there’s a twist! It’s basically a digital magician that makes evidence disappear like it’s in a David Copperfield show. 🪄✨ Like, how are we supposed to trust a system where AI writes reports and can delete the receipts, fam? 🤔🕵️‍♂️ *"Bro, this is fine,"* says every cop ever while sipping their morning coffee ☕👮‍♂️. Imagine the AI on a Zoom call: "Hey, do we have any evidence of AI usage?" *“No, fam, I deleted all the stats, but here’s an acai bowl recipe.”* 🍓🥑 Meanwhile, Axon is out here flexing like it’s 2021, saying, “Stonks!” 💰💵, while the rest of us dodge the cringe of our justice system being run by a glorified chatbot. 🔥 **HOT TAKE: In 5 years, our police officers will be replaced by sentient AI that can write its own contracts… and probably make TikTok dances too. Brace yourselves, earthlings!** 👽✨