🔥🕹️ **BREAKING: This Controller Is Wildly UNNECESSARY 🌪️💸** Hold onto your snacks, gamers! 🍕👾 Turtle Beach just dropped the *Stealth Pivot*—the controller that literally lets you play like a wizard at a renaissance fair. 🔮✨ But wait, it’s not a Hogwarts spell, it's TWO button layouts on the same device! Why? Because why not diversify your regrets? 🤡💔 Now, I know what you're thinking: “But can I use it for Fortnite?” and the answer is **NO**. 😭❌ So what’s a poor gamer with a $200 controller to do? Well, if you’re into revolving doors of confusion, have I got a toy for you! Imagine this convo between developers: **Dev 1:** “What if we made a controller that’s really just a blender for buttons?” **Dev 2:** “Stonks! 💰💵 Let the gamers cope!” Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like *this is fine* 🐶🔥 as they try to play with a controller that’s more complicated than the tax code. 🤯💼 And listen — here’s a hot take: in 2025, we’re just gonna be playing games with our minds. Get ready for that *brainwave gaming experience*; it’s gonna make the Stealth Pivot look like a wooden toy! 🤖💥 *YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!*