🚨BREAKING: Cloudflare is out here playing hide and seek with your fave apps like it’s the last episode of Stranger Things! 🎭✨🤡 This morning, while you were sipping your overpriced coffee ☕, the internet decided to take a nap and left us stranded without ChatGPT, Spotify, AND X (formerly Twitter, don’t @ me). Absolute chaos! This is fine. 🔥💀 Imagine being in a world where you can’t even boost your stonk prices with a meme 🔥📈! Our brains couldn’t handle it—X users were going full galaxy brain trying to figure out who to blame, while Spotify users were left in the 🗑️, missing their favorite playlists. 🤯 One developer (let’s call him Chad) reportedly said, "The servers are just vibing😌. Like, we’re all about that digital detox, right?” Sure, Chad. You’re gonna have a great time explaining THAT to your boss. 🤦‍♂️💰 But no cap, if your favorite game (League of Legends) was down during peak meme hours, are we ready for the *absolute* lore that’ll come from that disaster? 🤔💥 In conclusion, if Cloudflare were a person, they’d be that unreliable friend who flakes out every time you plan a party. 🔥🔥MARK MY WORDS: Next outage, we'll find it was all a conspiracy led by the lizard people. 🌌👽 #GetWoke #CloudflareCrisis