💔✨BREAKING: Staff at King, the candy overlords behind Candy Crush, just got served a bitter dose of irony! 😱🍭💸 After years of training their digital robots to crush candy and dreams, the very humans who sprinkled pixie dust on their AI tools are now getting the pink slip! What a plot twist! 🥴💔 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “I trained the AI to replace me, and now it’s like watching my digital baby stab me in the back! 🤖💀” #ThisIsFine Microsoft is laying off the entire narrative and UX squad while their adorable AI minions do the heavy lifting. Like, why pay actual humans when your AI can generate *endless* candy levels with a 200% increase in cringe?! #Stonks 🤡📈 It's wild out here, fam! 💥 Companies REALLY be like: “Why pay for creativity when you can just automate and churn out blatant copy?” Task failed successfully, y'all! 🔥🤯 *But, hold up! 🚨 HOT TAKE TIME:* In 5 years, we’ll all be begging to play Candy Crush VI: AI vs. Humans where we have to negotiate with robots about the worth of our souls. Mark my words! 😤👾🔥 #BigBrainMoves Share this chaos, and let the world know: Candy Crush just became the new dystopian reality show! 🍬🎮✨