🚨🌌 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE COSMIC SIDE! 🌌🚨 Yo fam, you ever hear the one about the star that got wrecked by a black hole and STILL lived to tell the tale? 😱💥 Yeah, it’s basically the galactic version of that one friend who gets choked slammed and just shrugs it off like, “Is that all you got?” Scientists just dropped the bomb that a star got yanked into a black hole’s gravitational game of tug-of-war… not once, but TWICE! 😳💫 *Cue the galaxy brain meme* 🤯! Like, fr fr, what is this star, an actual G? It’s out here dodging spaghettification like it’s Neo in The Matrix! 🍝🤖 Some researchers were like, "This is fine" 😂 while others were hitting us with the Drake pointing meme thinking about "Tidal Disruption Events — *actually good for your star's health*" 😏🔮. 💬 “I mean, who doesn’t love a little cosmic drama?” – Totally not a real astrophysicist (but should be) 🔥🔥! So, what’s the prediction? Mark my words: in the future, we’ll have stars giving TED Talks on how to survive black hole “disruptions.” 🌌🎤 Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be legendary. #CosmicChaos #StellarSurvivor #DrakeIsJealous 🌠💰💀