**HTC Unleashes Vive Eagle: Bring Your Selfies to the METAVERSE 🦅🤖✨** Hold up! 🚨 HTC just dropped a fresh pair of AI-enabled eyewear called the Vive Eagle and let's be real, it’s like the Love Child of Google Glass and that one meme nobody asked for. 🤓💔 It's here to take on Meta, but honestly, who's gonna tell them that the only thing worse than Meta's AR plans is their 2023 stock price? 📉💀 *stares into the void* 💡 Imagine this: You’re vibing hard with your new Vive Eagles 🕶️🎶, and suddenly your glasses transform into a personal DJ while giving you live commentary on how your ex forgot to text you back. "Focus on the stonks, not the feels, my dude!" 💸🔥 One HTC dev reportedly said, “We added voice assistance because, let's be real, guys can’t even take a decent selfie without help.” 😂 This is fine—if “fine” means your selfies will finally have more pixels than personality. 📷😅 💥🧠 So, what's next? HTC secretly plans to launch Vive Eagle 2.0 with a built-in **relationship advisor**; it’ll say "bruh, you should probably just block them." Cope & seethe! 🤣🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** In three years, we’ll all be wearing Vive Eagles while fighting for the last slice of pizza at the VR buffet. 🍕🪐✨ #TakeMyMoney #HTCorNah