🚨🔥 **SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!** This Anker 621 MagGo power bank is getting a price SLASH like a ninja in a TikTok dance! 🥷💸 For just $28, it's basically a steal. 🏷️💰 That's 30% OFF—like, bro, you can practically hear the stonks 🔼 going off in the background! "But wait,” you ask, “why isn’t it on the best power banks list?” 🤔 *leans in closer* Well, it might be because it’s like that one kid at school who peaked in 6th grade. But don't sleep on it! This bad boy has MAGNETS! 🧲 Yeah, it attaches to iPhones like my ex did to dinner bills. 🍽️💔 Picture this: you're charging your iPhone 16 Pro Max (flex alert! 🚀😎) to 60% while scrolling TikTok. The future is NOW, fam! But *warning*—this little spicy charger runs hotter than my takes on Twitter! 🔥 118°F? Nah, fam, that’s not a power bank—that's a *hot pocket* ready to melt your pocket! 💀 One dev said, "If it were any hotter, I’d need a fire extinguisher instead of a charging cable." 💦🔥 So, what’s my hot take? By 2025, ALL power banks will be sentient and will charge your phone while giving life advice! 🤖💥 *Bro, just imagine…* GET IT NOW or seethe later! 👀💥