🔥📅 BREAKING: Oracle’s Newest AI Database is Here, and it’s a Whole Vibe! 🤖💾 🌊💥 Y’all, Oracle just pulled a *major* flex with its Oracle 26ai update! They’re out here turning boring databases into full-blown AI engines like it's nothing. “AI changes everything,” they say. Tell that to my student loans, fam. 🥴💰 👀 Picture this: a *supercharged* enterprise database that’s so AI, it practically does your dishes and takes your dog for walks. But let’s keep it 100—this is just Oracle trying to flex on the competition like Drake at a karaoke night. 🎤💀 “Bro, we made it all about AI,” said one dev while sipping a non-fat soy vanilla latte, as he stares into the void of Oracle's *many* software bugs. 😂💔 But hold on! 🚨🐌 Is this just a shiny wrapper over the same old data crabs? 🤔💭 Or is Oracle low-key trying to sell us the database equivalent of a smartphone that fits in your pocket? *Cringe*. 🔥Hot Take: In five years, we’ll find out the AI overlords were just procrastinating on our projects! Get ready for Oracle AI: “Response times? What are those?” 😱💀 SHARE THIS if you see the samurai of code ride into the sunset with this update like: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 #AI #Oracle #Databasemageddon #Stonks 🚀📈