🚨🔔 BREAKING: AI-Generated Resumes INVADING Earth! 🌍💀 Guys, we’ve hit peak “this is fine” territory. 🌡️🔥 Recruiters are literally drowning in a tsunami of AI-generated resumes like it’s some dystopian laptop apocalypse. 🤖💼 "I scanned 500 resumes in 5 seconds!" 🤯 said *totally-not-nervous* Recruiter Bob, sipping his sixth energy drink. 💪🧃 Yeah, you heard that right! 🤡 The robot overlords have taken our jobs and made PR intern's resume turn into a cringe carpet bomb, and now the humans are like, "Well, time to unleash ANOTHER AI to filter these techno-trolls." 🌀👾 This job market is basically a game of “Who Can AI Better?” and spoiler alert: EYE AM NOT HERE FOR IT. 😳👁️ *Imaginary chat between a confused recruiter and a chatbot:* 👩‍💻 Recruiter: "Can you find the best talent?" 🤖 Bot: "Based on my algorithm, everyone is a suitable candidate. Except Dave. He breathes too loud." 🚀 Meanwhile, companies are out here looking for “natural language” skills like it's a galaxy brain move, 🙌 but seriously, if you’ve got a degree from ChatGPT University, you’re winning at the game of life. 😅💰 My prediction? In 2025, we’re gonna see AI candidates arguing about whose resume is MORE human. It’ll be like the new Avengers: *Endgame? Nah, resume game!* 😂💥 #Stonks 🌟💸