🚨🔥 STRAP IN, FOLKS! AI is heading for the monetization cliff faster than your ex’s car after they found out you were watching their TikTok without liking it! 🤡💀 Today on Decoder, we’ve got Hayden Field, our AI “whisperer” 📢, spilling the tea on how Anthropic and OpenAI are basically on a tightrope made of spaghetti 🍝, trying NOT to fall into the abyss of broke-ness! Imagine a bunch of suits drinking their lattes while staring into the abyss as their “real” profits are just ghosting them like that one friend from high school. 😬 #Cringe So, these companies are dripping cash—like meme stocks but with more zeros 💰📈—but if they can’t turn that investment into profit *real quick*, it’s game over! Got your bib on, ‘cause this monetization cliff is looking like an absolute feast for the dumpster fire! 🔥🚀 “Heck yeah, we’re gonna be profitable,” said an imaginary OpenAI dev in a dream I had last night. “Just after AGI builds us a time machine to go back to the days when investments didn’t equal $10 billion existential crises.” 🤖💀 So here’s the spicy hot take: By 2026, the only folks profiting from AI will be the meme creators explaining why they’re broke after investing in “the next big thing.” STONKS going straight into the void! 😤💸 #ShareThisOrYou’llRegretIt #AIbubbleBlowUp