🎉🤖 BREAKING: SMELL-O-VISION ADDED TO THE LIST OF 2023 MISERIES! 😱💀 Listen up, fam! 📢 Ever accidentally smelled the “new car” scent and felt like you just unlocked a traumatic memory of your ex? 🚗💔 Well, hold onto your noses because science just dropped a stink bomb! 💣🦨 Meet our brave warrior of scents, Dr. Sniffles (no cap, that's what I'm calling her), who has been at war with the powers of pungent odors for DECADES! 😷✨ *Leaked quote from Dr. Sniffles*: “Every time I catch a whiff of lavender, I feel like I’m being attacked by a hundred scented candles at once. This is fine.” 🤡🔥 Turns out, millions are out here having tragic life moments just because they got too close to someone’s essential oils stash! 🚫💧 Move over, coronavirus! We ain't got time for air when lavender clouds are ruining lives! 😵 So heads up: if you see someone fainting next to the air freshener aisle 🛒💨, just know they’re not just dramatic—they might just be living their own ‘scented apocalypse’! 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: Within 5 years, the scented candle market will collapse harder than my last relationship. Get ready for the “No Smell” movement taking over TikTok! 🤮🚀💰 Stonks down! 🥲🤡