🚨 BREAKING NEWS: YOUR NEW OVERLORD JUST GOT SMARTER! 🤖💼 OpenAI just dropped a *massive* update on ChatGPT, and it’s like giving your pet goldfish a jetpack! 🚀💩 Say hello to the new “company knowledge” feature, where ChatGPT can now *snoop* through all of your third-party files like it’s the nosy neighbor who knows too much! 👀📂 Imagine this: you’re chilling with your homies, and your AI buddy is digging through your Google Drive files while you’re trying to vibe. *This is fine* 🌈🔥. Just another day in paradise, amirite? 😅 Details? The feature debuted Thursday (mark your calendars🗓️) and is lurking behind a button under the “Business” and “Sorry, we won’t help you pay rent” subscriptions. 💰💀 But wait, leak alert! 👀🥴 Sources say a developer was overheard saying, “We wanted users to feel that their privacy is just... an *extra* free trial.” 🤡 Prepare your brainwaves, because in 2024, your ChatGPT will not only find your files but might *also* file your taxes FOR you! SQUAD UP, we’re living in the future, baby! 🔮👑💯 #BetonIt #Stonks 💰💥