🎉💀 GUYS! I think we just found the SATELLITE version of "This Is Fine" 😂☠️. So, some researchers thought it would be cool to turn their $800 worth of tech into a *TOP SECRET* spy mission, and guess what? They started eavesdropping on T-Mobile users like it's BLACK FRIDAY and there’s a sale on your privacy! 📞📉 🚀 By using an “off-the-shelf” system (aka the same tech my grandma uses to keep her garden in check), they tapped into ALL THE TEA! ☕️💰 We’re talking intercepted phone calls, texts, and potentially your ex’s “missed calls” at 3 AM! 🙅‍♂️📱 LIKE WHAAAT?! I can almost hear Drake saying, “Not this!!” *cue sad Drake meme*. 🔍Some imaginary researcher quote: “To be honest, we just wanted to see if we could do it... and BOY, did we hit the jackpot!” 😂🔥 #BigBrainEnergy or nah? But let's keep it 100—this is a DRAKE-LEVEL cringe moment for T-Mobile users. 📉✌️ If we don't start encrypting calls from T-Mobile, the next step is gonna be satellites selling our data for stonks 💸. 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be using just our *thoughts* to make calls, and guess which satellite is listening? Yeah, you guessed it—they're already in your cranium 👽💥💀. Stay woke, my friends!