🚨💰 Say WHAT?! Sesame just scored a whopping $250M Series B like they're throwing a 5-star buffet for their investors! 🍔🥳 I mean, if I had a dollar for every AI company with a “natural-sounding” voice, I could fund my own TikTok dance challenge. 💃📈 So get this: they’re cooking up an AI agent that talks just like your mom when she’s going off about your life choices 🤡 (like “why don’t you have a real job yet?”). And smart glasses that’ll probably make you look like a hipster cyborg. 🤖🤓 #NotSoSecretlyCool 💥👓 But yo, this is the tech version of 'This is Fine' – because we all know half these startups will either blow up like a TikTok trend or fizzle out faster than my enthusiasm for Zoom calls. 🥴 💔 Developer quote leaked from the coffee break: “We thought about calling it ‘Bread’ because that’s how toasty your bank account will get if we flop!” 🍞🔥 But broski, this is based… *if* they don’t pull a Google Glass 2.0 on us. 🚫👓 💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, everyone will be chatting with their smart glasses while their AI assistant schedules a therapy session to cope with existential dread! Welcome to the future, fam—good luck! 🤯💼 #LMAO #Stonks