🚨💣 OH NO, NOT THE SUPPLY-CHAIN ATTACKS AGAIN! 🙀💻💔 So apparently it's a busy week for hackers who heard that open source software is like the all-you-can-eat buffet of cybersecurity. 🍕😱 Think of it as a chaotic Yelp review for devs where every zero-star rating could mean your code is haunted by malware ghosts 👻👾 - and they’re not *even* paying rent! The outrage emojis are flowing, fam! 😤📉 The latest hit? Toptal’s npm packages turning into full-on demon spawn infected with nasty malware that had users downloading them like they were dropping the hottest mixtape of the century! 🎤🎶 Stonks? More like stonk-ouch! 🚀📉 🔍🚨 Yo, I can almost hear the devs now: "Bro, how did we go from ‘Hello World’ to ‘Hell NO!’ in 60 seconds flat?” - *Leaked Developer Quote* 🤡💀 The “ASAP” trend of hacking is just getting wild, and now we gotta question if our code’s safe, or if it’s just playing dress-up like a wish.com cryptid. 🦄🤖 🔥🔥 So, here’s the hot take: In 2024, we’re gonna have a new game mode: “Code or Be Cod-ed” where every developer needs a personal bodyguard for their code. Pushing packages? More like pushing daisies. Coping? Seething? It’s all on the table, fam! #ThisIsFine 💀🚀 #OpenSourceChaos