🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Spotify is about to straight-up rob ya like a bandit in a mask 😱💸—prices are going up, fam! 🤡💀 That’s right! Buckle up, stonks are falling faster than my will to live on a Monday morning ☕️💔. Spotify says, “Hey, remember those sweet tunes you’ve been listening to? Well, guess what? Now they come with a tax!” 🇸🇪🔥 *insert Drake meme pointing at “I’m paying more”* 🤖 Imagine the Spotify devs in their comfy chairs, sipping overpriced lattes, saying: “We’re just providing you with the ‘ultimate music experience’ 💼✨ while we happily leer at our inflated salaries.” 😂 *leaked quote from Imaginary Dev #420*: “People pay more for avocado toast, so... why not?!” Meanwhile, in our collective inboxes: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Spotify is basically saying, “Do you even LIKE music?” while the rest of us are sitting here with our “I miss free mixtapes” feels. 🎵💔 Prediction time: In 2024, Spotify will start charging you by the second—like, literal S**T—you’ll be broke just trying to listen to “Despacito” for the 100th time! 🤯💣 Share this chaos, and let’s ride this cringe wave together! 🚀💰🦫