🚨🛑 HOLD UP, SOUTH PARK FANS! 🚨🛑 Are we seriously pausing to wonder when Episode 3 of Season 27 is dropping? 🤔💤 Come on, that’s as suspenseful as watching paint dry! 🎨🔥 In a shocking twist plot twist that even Cartman couldn't cook up, the premiere got pushed back TWO WEEKS! 🗓️💔 Like, did they forget how to animate? “We thought it was gonna drop tonight,” said a "leaked developer" who is definitely not Kyle’s mom. 🏠🤖 “But apparently, Comedy Central decided to just do... NOTHING. Classic!” Meanwhile, Comedy Central is going full-on THIS IS FINE mode in their burning studio by giving us a “South Park” tribute instead of fresh episodes. 🙄🔥 It’s like inviting your crush to a party only for them to show up with a toddler's finger painting as a gift. Bruh! 📉😭 So, stonks on Episode 3 aren’t just down, they’re drowning in the South Park river of despair! 🐟💀 I predict that unless they drop some spicy new content soon, they might just lose their viewer base faster than Ethereum’s latest crash. 🚀💰🤯 Final take? Buckle up, because by the time Episode 3 arrives, we’ll all be too busy watching *meme compilations* on TikTok to care. 💃📺