🚨📈🍕 BREAKING NEWS: Software is officially the *new* King of Cybersecurity Budgets, claiming a WHOPPING 40% of the pie! 🍰💰 Like, fr fr, it’s munching on that budget like it’s the last slice of pepperoni at a LAN party! 🎮🍕 But wait, a dramatic twist! Cybercriminals are now rolling out Gen AI attacks faster than I can finish my delivery pizza, and it’s giving us all the “This is fine” dog vibes while our bank accounts do the cha-cha! 🐶🔥💀 **Leaked Quote:** “Our software is so fast, it executes attacks in milliseconds—like Usain Bolt on a caffeine bender!” - Anonymous Cyber Villain, probably 😈 CISOs are scrambling harder than your uncle at a family BBQ trying to flip burgers without burning them. They’re all about that real-time AI defense life. Can we get a Drake Pointing meme for those who still think antivirus is enough? 🥴🚫 In conclusion, HOLD UP! 🚀🔥 The next big cybersecurity trend? *Nerds with laser beams* protecting your data from Gen AI attack *while* they game. Forget about Bitcoin, start putting your money into Cybersecurity Stonks – it’s the new Schema of the Universe, baby! Prediction Alert: By 2025, we’ll be hiring *cyber wizards* who cast spells of encryption. Pre-order your wands now! 🧙‍♂️✨🔐 #TechTok #MemeMagic