BREAKING: 💸 Social Security is about to pull a "sorry not sorry" on your retirement dreams, fam! 🚨😱 Get ready for the "Big Drought of 2034" because those monthly payouts might be as low as $1,580. That's a 19% drop! I mean c'mon, that's less than a monthly subscription to Netflix! 🎥💔 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, just invest in cat NFTs at this point... #CatCoin is the new gold standard! 💰🐱💎" 🤡💀 Can you even imagine relying on a system that might just ghost you like your ex? 🚀💔 This is fine. (*fires meme gun*) Boomers: "You kids will be fine! Just save up!" Us: "Wanna bet? You mean using our pennies to buy avocado toast for retirement? 🍞🥑" If you think that “stonks” meme is in bad shape now, just wait until everyone realizes Social Security is on that downward spiral! 📉😂 So do yourself a solid and invest in your future – like buying lottery tickets or selling your soul for TikTok clout! 🔥😬 Hot take: *In 2034, the only thing left of Social Security will be a sad meme on Reddit about how we weren’t even mad, just disappointed.* 💯💀 #FOMO #RetirementIsAConcept