🚨💻💥 Y’all! BREAKING NEWS from the depths of the digital sewer! We’ve got a new villain on the block: the malicious VSX extension called “SleepyDuck” 🦆💤, and it’s brewing up some serious chaos with Ethereum! Like, bro, do they not have anything better to do than to plot world domination one malicious extension at a time? 🤡💀 So here’s the tea ☕🫖: Our boy John Tuckner from Secure Annex just dropped the bomb 💣 that this “benign” library, juan-bianco.solidity-vlang (👀 version 0.0.7), was chillin' on the VSX registry like your grandma’s knitting—totally innocent until October 31, 2025. 🎃 Then BOOM 💥, less than 24 hours later? It updated to version 0.0.8 and suddenly it’s packing a remote access trojan????? This is fine. 🤡🔥 “Honestly, I thought we were getting another cute cat video, not a cyber nightmare,” said Tuckner, right before he started crying. 😂 But like, am I the only one?? Is this a desperate cry for help from evil developers stuck at home? 🎤 Mic drop: I predict that by 2030, every extension will either be a Trojan horse 🐴 or a cat video. If you ain’t riding the cyber apocalypse wave, you best adjust your stonks, fam! 🚀💰 #StayWoke #ChaosComputing