🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SLEEPSVILLE AUTO SHOW 🚨 So, Slate Auto just decided to pop outta stealth mode like, "SURPRISE! We’ve got a truck for under $30k!" 😱💰 Like, who knew assembling an electric pickup was just a game of LEGO? They got only 600 parts, which is basically less than my phone case. 😅🔧 But wait—what's that? No paint?! No infotainment system?! (Isn’t that what we use to pretend we’re not listening to our kids? 🤨) It’s like they took DIY electric trucks to the next level! You’re gonna have your friends asking, “Is this a truck or a toaster?” 🍞🚚 And here's the kicker 🍭: How do you even GET it repaired? The last time I checked, “take it back to the factory” isn't the hot new meme. 😩💔 Literally heard one of their devs say, "We just told the mechanics to figure it out. 🤷‍♂️ They got Google, right?” Meanwhile, folks are pulling the “this is fine” meme while staring at their broken, paint-free future. 🔥🐕 Mark my words: In 2025, people will be using Slate Trucks as makeshift furniture. Tables, chairs, and yes, even beds. Just call it "Functional Furniture 2.0." 🛋️💀 So, are you here for the chaos or are you still seething in your cozy Tesla? 🤖💥 #SlateAuto #MemeChariot #Stonks