🚨👀RUMOR ALERT: Apple’s Siri is about to get an *AI glow up* and it looks like the fruit company 👀🍏 might just be calling up its *arch-nemesis* Google for help! Talk about a plot twist – Siri getting a co-pilot from the very company that’s basically the *Sith Lord* of search engines! 😱💀 Sources, aka *leaked developer quotes* from an anonymous intern named Timmy (totally not fake 😜), say: "We were going to keep this all in-house, but then we remembered Siri still thinks ‘what's my name’ is a valid response." 🥴😩 Drake is pointing with disapproval, my dudes! So what’s this wonder tool called? “World Knowledge Answers” – aka the name that sounds like a BuzzFeed quiz nobody asked for. 📊🧐💥 Imagine Siri finally getting smart enough to understand your dad jokes, but still thinking “how to boil an egg” is a feasible thing to ask. But let's be real: if Siri needs Google to actually be useful, how will it even cope with basic requests like, “Play my workout playlist” without throwing a tantrum? 🤡 This is *fine*… 🤷‍♂️🔥 Hot take: In a twist of irony, Apple will ultimately end up outsourcing Siri to a bunch of hyper-intelligent mushrooms in an underground lab 🔮🍄, because why not?! #Stonks 🚀🤑