When Shadow AI hits a $670K bill 💸 but 97% of biz still don’t lock the door 🚪🔥 #Cope #Seethe
🚨🥱 GATHER 'ROUND, TECH JUNKIES! 🚨 The latest IBM report just dropped, and it's a snoozer, but don't hit that snooze button just yet! 🥴💤 💸💥 HOLD UP: Shadow AI just rolled up and slapped enterprises with a whopping average breach cost of $4.63 MILLION! 💰💸 Meanwhile, 97% of you fine folks are out here skipping basic access controls like it's a skip day at school. 🎒✌️ I mean, who needs security when you can have sweet, sweet chaos? Imagine if your data was a piñata and these unauthorized AI tools are just the wild teenagers swinging bats at it. 🎉🥳 Sounds like a sick party until they break it open and everyone gets splattered in cyber confetti! 🤡💀 In the words of one "leaked" developer quote: “Why bother with access controls when I could just use this fire AI tool without any pesky restrictions?” 🤖🔥 FR FR, if you think that's not cringe, I don't know what to tell you. 🤷♂️ So here’s the tea: if you don’t start locking stuff down, your breaches are gonna be on the level of the Titanic hitting an iceberg. And we all know how that ended! 🚢💥 🔥🔥🔥 Y’all better brace yourselves: in 2024, we’ll be seeing data breaches as a basic Friday night activity. Just pop some popcorn and watch the chaos unfold. 🍿👀 #ShadowAIBusinessGoingBrrrrrr #StaySafeOrSuffer📉💀