🚨🌌 Buckle up, space nerds! We're diving into some cosmic chaos that’ll erase your T-Rex brain and blast it into galaxy brain mode! 💥💫 So, apparently, runaway black hole mergers are the new hot topic in the universe, and they just might be responsible for those big ol’ supermassive black holes everyone’s thirsting for! 🕳️💸 In a recent simulation, astronomers were like, “Dude, what if black holes are just clout chasers and merge like it’s the ultimate collab?” 🤯💔 AND don't even get me started on those “little red dots” the James Webb Space Telescope is like low-key secret-keeping! They’re probably just black holes playing hide and seek with us. Good luck finding them, fam! 👀🔭 But let’s roast these astronomers for a sec: they’ve been trying to figure this black hole conundrum since the dawn of time while I’m here like “Just look at the receipts ✉️📈.” 🔥 So, here's the ultimate hot take: in 5 years, scientists will reveal that supermassive black holes are just cosmic trash collectors, hoarding our space junk. Big stonks for space pollution! 🤢🚀 And if that ain't based, IDK what is! 😤💣 #GalaxyBrainAssumed #BlackHoleBaddies