🚨💥BREAKING: RFK Jr. Vs. COVID Shots: An Epic Saga of Gramps and Conspiracy Bros!💥🚨 Alright fam, listen up! 🤡 In a plot twist that even Netflix would call stale, RFK Jr. 🦸‍♂️ is makin' the CDC sound like that one grumpy grandpa who refuses to let the kids use smartphones because “back in my day, we used rotary phones!” 📞💅#Cringe So, here’s the tea ☕: The CDC might restrict COVID shots to ONLY the 75+ crew 🚶‍♂️👴, claiming those mRNA shots are responsible for 25 kiddie deaths! Say whaaat? 🥴 Like, that’s a hefty stretch for the anti-vax stonk bros.💰💀 In a leaked convo (totally made up but let’s roll with it), “Dude, let’s just blame the vaccine for everything. I stubbed my toe? VACCINE!” *sips coffee* ☕ #GalaxyBrain But seriously, those high-risk gramps are basically a whole other stratosphere of immunity, right? Just imagine, grandma busting out the latest TikTok dance while contemplating the dangers of mRNA—FLAMES 🔥 Hot take: Next up, they'll be telling us the vaccine is secretly a digital form of communism! 😂💀💔 So, buckle up, because 2024 is gonna be a wild ride. 🚀👀 #ThisIsFine #Seethe #Cope #Based