🚨BREAKING: RFK Jr. Casts Fishing Line While CDC Ducks and Covers! 🎣💀🔥 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round! Let’s dive into this meme-tastic chaotic ball of cringe! 😱 So, picture this: While CDC staff is out here feeling like they’re in *This is Fine* 🐶🔥 during a shooting spree, Rob “I Only Fish for Clout” Kennedy Jr. is out there flexing his fishing skills on the ‘gram like he’s a TikTok influencer, with no cap. 🐟😂 Meanwhile, @CDC is like *Drake pointing* at a problem. "Hey, can we focus on saving lives instead of dodging bullets?" But here comes RFK Jr., casting his fishing line and ignoring the whole scene like “I know a lot about vaccines, but how about these sweet bass, huh?” 🎣💰 And just to spice things up, let’s imagine a convo at CDC HQ: 🧑‍🔬: “Hey, did you see RFK’s fishing pics?” 👮‍♂️: "Yeah, I feel like we’re in an episode of a bad sitcom." 🧑‍🔬: "Based on who the plot twist is... get ready to seethe." Get this straight: in the battle of stonks vs. public safety, RFK is winning the cringe championship. 🤡💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, fishing photos will become a CDC-approved method of public health! “Catch the vaccine, not the virus!” 🤖🎣 #MemeLordCertified