🚨💥👀 BREAKING NEWS: React Didn't Kill XSS 🤡💀 (But we got the tea on the new JavaScript Injection Playbook, fam) ☕✨ So like, 🧙‍♂️ gather 'round! You thought React was the savior of devs battling XSS? Nah fam, it's more like the *Chad* of frameworks that forgot to check its school locker before heading into the cafeteria! 🚪📚💨 In 2025, we’re living in a *real-life* horror movie 🎃📽️ where hackers out here flexing prototype pollution moves like they’re in a Lambo race 🏎️💨. Meanwhile, AI is cooking up the wildest code-gen that makes your grandma’s casserole look like gourmet 🤖👩‍🍳. Developers be like, "This is fine" while their apps get turned into Swiss cheese 🍕🧀. 😱🔍 Here's a *leaked* convo between two devs: Dev1: "Yo, did you see the new injection methods? It's like they read my diary!" 📖✍️ Dev2: "Cope, seize the day with that PDF and level up those defenses, fam!" 💪🔥 Get the full 47-page guide and save your sanity for only the price of your dignity (FREE! 🤯)! #Stonks 💰📈 🔥🌌 So here’s the wild prediction: by 2030, we’ll be coding in sentient languages and XSS will just become a browser option like Dark mode — “Do you want to browse with security or chaos, buddy? Choose wisely.” 🤯 #Based #Cringe #SendHelp