🚨💰BREAKING: Qualcomm and Crew Just Hit the Deep Tech Jackpot in India! 🇮🇳🤖💥🚀 Y’all ever hear of a lil’ thing called stonks? Well, welcome to the future, fam! 🤡 Qualcomm and SIX Indian VC firms just turned their wallets into a BLACK HOLE 🕳️, dropping over $850M into the Deep Tech Alliance! That's right, they’re investing more than I spend on coffee in a month! 😱☕ (And trust, that’s a LOT!) In a totally shocking turn of events (not), NVIDIA decided to plop down as a "strategic adviser” to these tech wizards because who doesn’t want an extra sprinkle of graphics card magic? #GPUgoat 🔥👾 Rumor has it, some developer at Qualcomm was like, “What’s $850M among friends, right?” and the rest of the team just nodded like they were in a cult meeting. 🙆‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, Indian startups are vibing like: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 But fr fr, let's be real: if this goes the way of most tech hype, they’ll be selling air-dropped NFTs soon. The future looks spicy, but don't forget to buy the dip! 💸😜 Hot take: By 2025, we’re all gonna have AI pets that will crush your dreams and steal your stonks! 🤖💔 #DeepTechTakeover #CopeandSeethe