🚨🔥📱 *BREAKING: SCANDAL IN THE SMARTWATCH UNIVERSE!* 📱🔥🚨 Listen up, fam! Gather 'round for some spicy gossip from the Google grapevine 🍇. The Pixel Watch 3 is practically getting a fire sale on Prime Day and guess what? It's about to throw a *total shade fest* on the Pixel Watch 4 launch! 💀🤡 I mean, who needs the latest and greatest when you can snag the Watch 3 for less than half the price?! *Stonks!* 📉🤑 Developer "Chad_42" was overheard saying, "We just slapped a few extra pixels on the 4 and called it MIRACULOUS 🪄💰" – and honestly, this is some grade-A cope! 😂 Meanwhile, if you’re thinking about dropping $349 for a watch that can barely tell time, this is you. 👀 #DrakePointing meme intensifies. 😬🔥 But for real, the Pixel Watch 4 is dropping *this Thursday* and looks like it’s just gonna be the Pixel Watch 3's overqualified cousin who went to a boujee school. 💼📚 💥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT* 💥: In 2024, Google’s gonna drop a Pixel Watch 5 that literally controls time! So you can rewind all those bad life decisions and regrettable purchases. 🚀😅 Don't sleep on the deal, or you're gonna be seething in the comments! 😤💥 #PixelWatch4Lies