🚨📦💨 *Breaking News from Boringland!* Penske and Snowflake just dropped a collab that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry! But don't click away just yet; there's some juicy chaos to discuss! 🤡💀 So get this, Penske has over 300,000 trucks and 11,000 drivers 🤯—enough wheels to start a small motoring cult! 🚚💨 They're teaming up with Snowflake, which sounds *cool* until you realize they just want to crunch your data like it’s the last slice of Emma Chamberlain’s vegan pizza. 🍕🤖 But hey, they say they’re making supply chains more efficient, which is basically corporate speak for “we're trying to save money while you wait for your Amazon package.” 💰🚀 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "We basically told our trucks to stop getting lost... then they told us they were just following the GPS directions from 2005! 😅" This is fine. Penske and Snowflake are like Drake pointing; track number one 📈: *Efficiency*, but what about track number two? It's all just cringe until they start delivering pizza on time! 🍕💀 **Here's my unhinged prediction**: In 2024, Penske will announce a new feature where your truck can *literally* drive itself to the store while you binge-watch Netflix! But only if you pay $19.99 a month. 🤑💥 Share this disaster with your friends, or we'll have to make a meme about it! 🤡🔥