🚨💡 BREAKING NEWS: Oracle & Microsoft Team Up to Steal Your Data Like a Thief in the Night! 💰🤖💀 In a plot twist no one asked for, Oracle and Microsoft are about to collab harder than your cousin and his “life-changing” multi-level marketing scheme! 🤡😱 Say hello to the most thrilling enterprise AI team-up since… umm, never?! No cap, this is like watching two dad-bods race to the fridge. 🚀 They’re joining forces with Oracle Database@Azure, which is basically like using a VHS to watch Netflix. But hey, at least they’re gonna make raw data feel like 24k gold, turning your boring analytics into Shakespeare-worthy insights. 📊✨ “This is fine,” said your sanity as data and AI collide for half-baked solutions! 😂🔥 In an imaginary chat, some devs were overheard saying, “Bro, we finally found a way to make AI work like my grandma’s recipe: a pinch of this, a sprinkle of that, and BOOM—complexity for the sake of chaos.” Talk about a data buffet no one asked for! 🤔😅 Mark my words: in three years, we’ll either have AI that predicts your Netflix binge–or it’s gonna be Skynet meets The Office. 💥😱 #Stonks #Based #Cringe #Seethe #MemeWarsAreComing