🚨BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI & the U.S. Gov are dating now! 💔💰💔 $200 MILLION DEAL ALERT! What’s next? 🥴 They’re swiping right on AI for defense, and we are SO here for it! 🤖💥 Imagine this: ChatGPT just became the newest military advisor. Is it going to drop “Surprise, you're deployed!” messages on WhatsApp? 😂🔥 Or is it just gonna help our troops by explaining complicated military jargon in plain English like, “Sooo, basically, we’re gonna need more stonks and fewer cringe moments?” But for real, what does this even mean? Is Uncle Sam trying to save on defense budget while we try to figure out where our last paycheck went? 💸💀 Heard one developer mumbling: “We’re basically teaching the government to ask ChatGPT, ‘Hey, how do I invade a country?’” 🤯 And can we talk about the cringe? This feels like the Avengers but with less superhero and more “This is fine” meme while the world burns. 🌍🔥 So, in a totally unhinged prediction: in FIVE years, we’re all using AI to draft our tax returns AND justify military actions. Cheers to our new overlords! 😎🚀💯 #AIforDefense #CodeRed