🚀💰 YO, DID YOU HEAR? OpenAI is about to go FULL STONKS mode with an IPO that could catapult them into the TRILLION DOLLAR club by 2026-2027! That’s right, fam! A straight-up “This Is Fine” meme 🐶🔥 but instead of a burning room, it's OpenAI casually sipping billion-dollar lattes while coding the next gen of Skynet! 🤖💀 Imagine your grandma holding an OpenAI stock certificate like it's the holy grail. "What’s an AI?" she asks while simultaneously getting fried by ChatGPT on Twitter. 😂🤦‍♂️ But hold up, Brian from R&D just spilled some juicy tea: "We’re just trying to make AI so good that it learns to invest in itself. Like *literally*, we teach it how to be lit on the stock market! 💸✨" Now, I know what you're thinking: “They’ll become the next Meta 😭.” No cap, though! 1 trillion?! That sounds legit, but fr fr, if they don’t make AI able to do my taxes without a meltdown, we’re all just out here coping and seething! 🥲 **Hot take**: In 2030, we’ll either be in a metaverse where AI runs Wall Street or a dystopian hellscape where your toaster gives you unsolicited financial advice. Either way, pelicans will be thriving. 🦩💸 #ItsAllMadness