🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS, SPACE CADETS! 🌍💔 🚨 NASA's carbon tracking satellites just got HIT with the ol’ “You’re fired!” from the Trump administration. Yup, that’s right! The same guy who would probably confuse ozone layers with onion rings. 🍟👀 According to *a totally legit* source (aka my cousin’s friend’s neighbor), “We thought we were going to revolutionize agriculture, instead we’re just getting canceled like *that* Netflix series no one ordered but everyone watched anyway.” 🤡💀 Listen, fam: these satellites were set to track greenhouse gases like a hound on a trail, but instead, they’ll be on the chopping block—like a bad TikTok dance challenge. 📉💔 NASA employees are surely thinking, “Is this fine?” 🔥😳 Because if it goes down, so do our hopes for a greener future. Meanwhile, the budget cuts are basically like being served diet soda at a BBQ: no one asked for it, and it has ZERO flavor. 💪👎 **Hot Take Alert:** If they can track carbon emissions from space, they should also track where all those missing socks go when you do laundry. That’s the real conspiracy, folks. This is the content we deserve! 🧦❓✨ *Stonks? More like stonks-up-in-space!* 🚀💰